Ten Best Search Terms in 2016

Well, another year has almost passed us by. And what a year it was. Some great books, some terrible celebrity deaths, some weird political upheaval, and a female Ghostbusters…. 2016 won’t be a year we’ll be forgetting any time soon. And of course, much like in 2014 and 2015, it was a year when people found this site through some pretty weird search terms. Here are my ten personal favorites:

  1. taste me“: No, thanks, I just ate.
  2. write down ten prose books“: I’m imagining this is a person Googling their teacher’s instructions, like, “What does it all mean?”
  3. bull and blossom“: The untold love story?
  4. the best kiss you had“: This is both sweet and strange for someone to search under. Also I want to maybe try it.
  5. gg tips tomorrow“: I feel like this could be a good side business for me. Can’t you picture it written on the side of the van with a smiley face giving the thumbs up? GG Tips Tomorrow!
  6. erotica defusce“: I’m not cool enough to know what this means. When I try to search “defusce” myself, the definition of “defuse” keeps coming up, leading me to believe this has something to do with explosives.
  7. read horror nd terrifying hardcore sex stories“: I like how in this person’s eagerness, they couldn’t spell “and.” Also: ouch.
  8. flaxseed ice cream“: I actually tried to make this, once. It was…yeah. Maybe this person had better luck.
  9. what to write next“: Look, I’ve been here. You’re staring at a blank page, and you’re so desperate you’re like, Maybe Google knows.
  10. why are [bestselling romance author] and [other bestselling romance author] no longer friends“: Perhaps my favorite if only for the scandal of it all. (There were real names in those brackets, but I took them out to not cause more controversy.)

Happy New Year!


  1. Kassandra Lamb says:

    I definitely want to know what “erotica defusce” is. A new perfume perhaps? 🙂

    1. GGAndrew says:

      I know, right? I’m nervous to do too much searching online though, haha.

  2. Bryn Donovan says:

    Oh my goodness… I love this, G.G.! I’m going to look at this, too!

    1. GGAndrew says:

      Let me know yours!

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